Summertime Bollocks
Sun, 22/06/2014 - 10:01 by Ally Farrell
The Capital FM Summertime Ball was held in London yesterday (June 21), where it was some poor sod's sole job to keep Rita Ora and Calvin Harris as far away from one another as possible. We hope he or she got paid handsomely. Imagine having to spend the day with Rita Ora.
As far as we're aware (and we are ON IT with the goss), this was the first time Rita and Calvin had been in the same place since their split - or at least since they announced it, anyway.
That must have been #awks for everyone else. We can just imagine Calvin walking past Rita in the corridor, blanking her and staring straight down at his shoes... before having a little peek behind to see whether that really was a pair of fishnet leggings she was wearing.
The answer? Yes. Yes it was, Calvin.
Making matters even worse was the fact Ellie Goulding was kicking about the place. The same Ellie Goulding who snogged Calvin's face off in that music video of their's. Ed Sheeran, look away now.
Anyway, aside from that pair making everyone uncomfortable, it looks as if everyone had a jolly good time.
Miming along with Calvin, Rita and Ellie were Cheryl Cole and her lovely hair, Little Mix and their lovely faces and Pharrell and his lovely hat. All that loveliness was ruined, however, by the return of Jessie J. It would appear she is back on 'the scene'.
We are very sorry.
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