Whatever
Fri, 30/05/2014 - 16:01 by Tim Chipping
It’s the question on everybody’s lips (next to that cold sore). Has Kelly Brook married former Gladiator and dead badger van crash driver David McIntosh without telling us? Her Instagram post seems to suggest she has, calling him her “husband” and hashtagging “#WeddingCelebrations”. The answer is: we don’t know. They might have. But we don’t think so. Also, we don’t care.
Here’s the post that will lead to thousands of paunchy men called Gary or Brian weeping into their Speckled Hen tonight whilst shouting: “Oh bloody ‘ell. She’ll never be mine now.”
The wedding celebration she’s on about it is actually her mate’s, Lauren Toub. And it’s considered bad form to get married at your friend’s wedding. So it’s highly likely she’s just using the word “husband” in jest.
Good grief.
Here’s a kitten being tickled.
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