Day 20. We’re surprised no one’s been murdered
Wed, 25/06/2014 - 16:28 by Tim Chipping
We haven’t seen Big Brother for a few days. The last time we watched, Bubble was trying to eat some baked beans with a cocktail stick. How did he get on? We’re kidding. But we find it hard to interrupt our usual schedule of screaming into cushions to watch this collection of personality flaws fail to understand the entire point of Big Brother night after sodding night. We promise to come back when Toya’s fucked off. And Jale. Looks like we’re stuck with Helen Wood now she’s got a free pass [insert weak football joke here].
Anyway, Helen and Matthew have been shouting at each other. Good. We hope they shout their guts out. Literally. Just bits of spleen and livers all over the place. And Mark is so disgusted at seeing all their innards that he screams and kicks their lungs into the pool.
Maybe that is what happens. Perhaps we’ll watch just in case.
"Shit or get off the pot - you decide!"
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