Dlisted | Night Crumbs

October 24, 2014 / Posted by: Michael K

Possible ovaries exploding material: Jake Gyllenhaal got all fatherly while shooting scenes with a toddler for some movie. On a different note, is it just me or has his brows gotten bushier ever since he went the Matthew McConaughey route by losing a ton of weight for that Nightcrawler movie? That carousel horse needs to nibble down his brows a bit. Just a bit. – Lainey Gossip

Finally, some nice news: Hilary Swank does good things – Celebitchy

Err, the guy at the gas station who plumped up Naya Rivera’s lips with air went a little too far because bitch can’t close her mouth! - Drunken Stepfather

Heidi Montag is starting to look human again – Reality Tea

Ariana Grande Latte isn’t Venti-izing her chichis area – The Superficial

In “still working for those gay dollars” news, Nick Jonas plays a game of “Guess the Bulge?” – Towleroad

Carmen Electra’s dress looks like a losing game of Tetris and I would know because I played Tetris a lot and lost a lot – Hollywood Tuna

Danny DeVito shows up in a One Direction video and still manages to have better hair than all of those twinks – Time

Benadryl Cumberbund’s Beyonce strut looks like a T-Rex on coke trying to find a bathroom while having to piss really bad – HuffPo

A funny thing happened when Amanda Seyfried took her dog for a walk. She didn’t stop and mouth kiss him like she usually does – Popoholic

Okay, but I still want to hang that True Blood cast photo over my toilet – Pajiba

If you watch Gotham and have thought to yourself, “I wonder what The Riddler’s nalgas look like,” here’s your answer – OMG Blog

Homer is the greatest poet who has ever lived and no, I’m not talking about that Greek one – The Berry

Because we can’t close the chapter on Renee Zellweger’s current face until we’ve heard Heidi Montag’s thoughts about it, here’s Heidi Montag’s thoughts about it – Celebslam

BREAKING: Jennifer Lawrence still trusts Apple – Moe Jackson

That moment when you think to yourself, “DAMN that dude is hot,” and then realize it’s Kristen Stewart - Just Jared

That moment you mistake Ryan Gosling for Brad Pitt for a minute – Popsugar

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